u kan ignoir

so it turns out that i am completely oblivious to when girls flirt with me.

my friends are always like, “why didn’t you say anything to her?!”

and i’m just like, “wait…was that flirting, nigga? i don’t effin’ know…”

"yes, nigga. that was flirting. and you blew it."

i’m just surprised girls actually flirt with me, i just assume it’s small talk.