so it turns out that i am completely oblivious to when girls flirt with me.
my friends are always like, “why didn’t you say anything to her?!”
and i’m just like, “wait…was that flirting, nigga? i don’t effin’ know…”
"yes, nigga. that was flirting. and you blew it."
i’m just surprised girls actually flirt with me, i just assume it’s small talk.